Something Is Happening Up Here.
Can You See Them?
Up ABOVE
Where You Are Looking Now.
Just to the left. No, your other left, my left. Now do you see them? That alien ship streaking across the sky? No, that's just Paul, our Alien Engineer testing, he's just one of the extra interns (extraterrestrials). No, don't look at him. Yes , they do exist, but focus please, squint if you must.... It's oxygen molecules made by our Artificial Intelligence designed motor oil process. How does making motor oil make oxygen, you ask? You thought it pulls CO2 from below and is a contributor to global warming. Not when you think ABOVE, every motor oil doesn't contribute to CO2. Some motor oils, like ours, eats the CO2 and captures it because it was freshly made above ground.
Stay tuned. This is where you'll find the secret, but not yet, the website is still rendering the complex molecules it combined earlier (at 3AM), so you can see. Just a few more, billion combinations...Software and accounting are still working to figure out how to pay our 116,979,539,900,000,000,000,000,000 workers.
Oh, hold your horses. It will be ready soon. Ok, go ahead.. Hold your breath, stomp your feet, we aren't telling just yet. Let's be mature adults here. Stay tuned. Check back every five minutes or so. Just how long can you hold your breath anyway? Wow, you're turning blue. A hint, without our 100 septillion helpers, you'll need to hold it along time. You don't know septillion from quadrillion? It's 10 to the power of 26, or a million x a billion x a trillion divide by 10. We only know 30,000 of the 800,000 tribes of helpers and where they live. Now you know why AI is needed to solve this. Scotty we need more power, Jensen some more fish and chips here, Elon the new Grok is coming? Google the Willow chips please, and stop hiding AlphaEvolve. Let's not be selfish ladies and gentlemen. Congratulations on the advances, but hurry or you'll literally leave us breathless. What if accounting fails and they go on strike? Then we'll only have the trees, plants and grasses, less than half of us will make it with just them making oxygen.
Something Is Happening Down Here.
Can You See Them?
They’ve been working tirelessly for 2.6 billion years—microalgae, nature’s original engineers. Without them, dinosaurs, birds, or even humans might never have existed.
Today, they offer us the simplest, most elegant solution to one of our biggest problems.
We don’t need giant machines to capture carbon and bury it underground.
We just need to stop digging up so much of the past and refine new oils from fields or ponds that reverse the climate imbalance.
Crude oil—formed from the gamma ray extinction event 440 million years ago—is the residue of a dying world. Why keep burning the ghosts of a planet that almost didn’t survive? If we drive the cost down to refine these living oils, we can slow and reverse what has happened since 1859.
It’s time to look ABOVE.
To our Sun. The free power that builds oil today.
To nature’s living systems.
To oils designed with life in mind.
Be nice to nature. Stop being crude.
